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When are writers ever Conventional?

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

death-limes:

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun

(Source: vaspim)

yrlkちょっとログ

creamy-poptartable:

how to make me ignore a post faster in 10 words or less

creamy-poptartable:

how to make me ignore a post faster in 10 words or less

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:


jackfrostswhore:


so-relatable:


1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.


my life is over now


My mind is blown


And there goes my sanity

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

(Source: youjustrealized)

stark-naked-billionaire:

laurencan:

corink:

dean-a-ling-a-ling:

veraciouslymendacious:

emilianadarling:

Oh. My. God.
How long did this take someone to make????



#do they even have crime in canada

do they even have crime in canada

He does parking tickets shut up

“Sorry”

stark-naked-billionaire:

laurencan:

corink:

dean-a-ling-a-ling:

veraciouslymendacious:

emilianadarling:

Oh. My. God.

How long did this take someone to make????

image

#do they even have crime in canada

do they even have crime in canada

He does parking tickets shut up

“Sorry”

puddingmcmuffin:

I made a thing!
Happy Father’s Day, Young Justice fans.

puddingmcmuffin:

I made a thing!

Happy Father’s Day, Young Justice fans.

wilowisp:

Hello friends! I’m going to Disneyland in 2 days, June 19 2013 (yay!) If you reblog this I will write all of your urls on a piece of paper, and have Peter Pan sign it  *likes do not count* imageI will write it on here ↑


I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

thiscanonthing:

beam-me-up-assbutt:

#i feel like this picture is a perfect representation of the entire hannibal fandom #like #we try to be very classy and civilized and like up to our reputation  #but at the end of the day we’re just made of sparkles and comic sans  #and we can’t even take ourselves seriously #but we still try #and we’re really very serious about our snacks #and psyche #the pop tarts are made of people too

thiscanonthing:

beam-me-up-assbutt:

#i feel like this picture is a perfect representation of the entire hannibal fandom #like #we try to be very classy and civilized and like up to our reputation  #but at the end of the day we’re just made of sparkles and comic sans  #and we can’t even take ourselves seriously #but we still try #and we’re really very serious about our snacks #and psyche #the pop tarts are made of people too

image

bluewut:

stumpyanydots:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
NOPE. IT’S REAL.
AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

This is more than beyond ridiculous.

Even if this wasn’t the case there is no way I’d buy an Xbox one knowing the kennect is ALWAYS connected thus /could/ spy on you and that bothers me.

I honestly don’t think that even KH3 can save the Xbox One now.

bluewut:

stumpyanydots:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

This is more than beyond ridiculous.

Even if this wasn’t the case there is no way I’d buy an Xbox one knowing the kennect is ALWAYS connected thus /could/ spy on you and that bothers me.

I honestly don’t think that even KH3 can save the Xbox One now.

(Source: voldey)