This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
|Anonymous: Fucking ugly cunt. Kill yourself👌|
Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.
"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."
I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.
…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something?
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
d ont hurt my childern
Click here to watch Larry Wilmore and Jon Stewart discuss shop and frisk on The Daily Show.
Full episodes are available anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.
It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.